Couples Retreat

Specs:
Runtime: 113 Minutes
Year: 2009
Format Viewed: DVD

Synopsis: Yuppie couples go on vacation to a resort to focus on their marriages.

This is one of those films you only watch if you're hoping to fall asleep, only, this movie is so incredibly boring that it leaves your mind so numb that you can no longer achieve sleep. First of all, the movie has asshole star Vince Vaughn... Enough said. Seeing him on the screen is like seeing a Dave Matthews concert and not due to their similar appearances, but due to the shared boringness within their presences. He adds absolutely nothing to this film aside from extra yawning ability. Next... Well, I wish there was a "next" for me to write about, but unfortunately this film is so pointless that I haven't been able to focus on it entirely. It's a movie you put on and bores you so incredibly much that you're too bored to even turn it off. This film sucks. Stay away.

1/10 stars

-Kate

I hate this movie. It is categorized as "critically bashed," "screwball comedy," and "box office hit." All I'll say about that is the only category it should be filed under is "retarded." It is not funny, clever, entertaining, or even slightly watchable. I'd imagine that the only people who actually like this movie are the same obnoxious yuppie chicks who star in it.

0/10 Stars
-Jon